Crunchy granola with an extra scoop of dried algae, please. He’s the champion of swamp-land-marsh-land-pond preservation, intent on maintaining a natural balance for generations of tadpoles to come.

It’s strictly organic cotton for him—baggy drawstring pants and a “message” t-shirt (all natural dyes, of course). And, although his feet are perfectly adapted for his environment, he keeps a pair of “Arizona” Birkenstocks at the ready, for the times when he must venture out to spread the word:

re-e-e-e-educe
re-e-e-e-euse
re-e-e-e-ecycle.